it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back
Best joke. everyone else can go home.
WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR CHARACTER TRAFFIC CONE?!?!
definitely something i would do
IT’S OKAY. I ENDED UP NAMING HIM “LOOKIT MY MANPURSE”
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…
Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.
what worries me the most about yahoo! wanting to buy tumblr is that means yahoo actually has more money than tumblr and people are still using yahoo
What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99











